I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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