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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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