am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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