i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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