Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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