Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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