Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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