Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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