So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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