When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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