i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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