This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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