Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
