Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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