he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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