Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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