I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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