Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
