Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the day after is always just damage control
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
