i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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