Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Randomize
