i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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