I can text with my tongue
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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