Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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