So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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