If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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