have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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