She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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