reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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