No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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