Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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