I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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