I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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