I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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