I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
