Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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