so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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