Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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