I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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