I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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