Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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