i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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