i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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