Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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