I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
