I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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