id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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