didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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