where am i from again
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
it's like heaven, but drunker
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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