is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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