Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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