We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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